PS- A friend of a friend started a blog chronicling their adventure of making one pie a week.
I joked and said I was going to make a blog chronicling my adventure of sleeping with one man a week. Lawlz.
I imagine it to go something like this.
October 9th, 2009
Today I was in the mood for chocolate. Dark chocolate with big nuts.
I started my hunt with a Craigslist ad:
Young, slim bottom seeks aggressive Dark Chocolate, meaty top with a set of low hangers and a huge package...
I got more replies than I thought, and settled on a man who looked like a slightly thinner version of Taye Diggs.
I went over to his place. The door was ajar, just a crack. I pushed it open to reveal this gorgeous man laying naked, face down, facing me...
...
What a hoot that would be. BUT. I'm not a slut (not to that extent at least. jk)
That would send my very low number high sky. I can't say I'd be proud of that.
Anyways, I am fully exhausted.
xoxo
Cd
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